Go to hell!

geeks that can sight-read ASCII
Circle I Limbo

featprog@ticalc.org
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

arrogant bastards and anyone that asks me "Mish, aren't you condemning yourself here?"
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

chess players that start games with 1. h2-h4
Circle IV Rolling Weights

those that try to show off their knowledge of French... when they don't know it
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

those that act superior because they drink coffee instead of tea in the morning
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

those that act superior because they drink tea instead of coffee in the morning
Circle VII Burning Sands

priests (and ex-priests) of all religions
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

I live here and plot my evil machinations
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell